THE PERFECT HONKER

It’s safe to say that many people are unhappy with their noses. Especially since we’re constantly bombarded with cosmetically perfected versions on television and in the media.This straight-outta-Japan gadget aims to straighten crooked honkers everywhere. Available quite widely, it’s called  (in self-explanatory fashion) the Beauty Lift High Nose. Not only does it cover half your face like some complex surgical device, it even has electric vibrations buzzing out of it to make your adenoids that much firmer (flabby adenoids are so 2010). No word on whether you’ll actually see results, but if you’re willing to go the distance to get your hands on one, it currently retails at around 6,800 JPY (about $83). $83

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